yank tom delay's feeding tube

We must tread carefully when steamrolling over states' rights and the primacy of the individual. But in the case of the ethically-challenged House Majority Leader Tom Delay, no one can contest the fact that the man is indeed brain-dead. Therefore, the only humane action is to remove Delay's feeding tube. This tragic, but necessary, action must be taken sooner than later to prevent the vegetable congressman from bringing further harm onto himself, and on this fine nation.