Jan 4, 2005

new kids on the blog

TKID1 speaks(types): How does one explain the true meaning of kid-dom? It's not the for the dim-witted or the weak-livered, that much The Kid can say fo' sho. The essence, in short, is that universe-aligning moment when The Kid - after donning his choicest suit and whipping a healthy dollop of VaVoom! through his manly locks - strides out the door to show the big bad world who's the boss. It doesn't matter that The Kid don't know jack, and plans to spend his whole day downloading smut or reading obscure factoids on Bulgarian websites, it's the image that matters. There's far more to being The Kid, but that's a start.

What's up with the arrogance of bloggers anyhow? The crux of being Americun is that everyone thinks they, and their opinions, matter - every snowflake is different, bla bla. But the bottom line is that 99.9 percent of the morons who run blogs have nothing of any value to impart, including the hosts of this site. For some reason the media feels the need to blow sunshine up the asses of guys who get off typing this sort of inane bullshit. Not this Kid. It's safe to say that nobody will ever learn anything on this site, and should surf away to more important websites, like www.bbc.co.uk, www.espn.com or www.clownpenis.fart

Where the motherfucking cheese go at? http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/ween/ween_new/audio_fr.html