During a halftime performance at a recent NBA game between the Orlando Magic and Detroit Pistons, a seeing-eye dog dropped a load of dung on the court. The first person to spot the feces was Pistons star Rasheed Wallace, who stared in disbelief at the pile o' turds when he dribbled into the lane during warm-ups. http://www.azcentral.com/sports/cheapseats/articles/0119Dog-NBA-ON.html
The scuttlebutt around the NBA is that after the game, 'Sheed accused the Magic's mercurial Tracy McGrady of laying the dirt-snake, setting off a fracas resulting in 'Sheed breaking a fingernail. TKID1 is looking into the validity of this rumor.
