So GWB has been a busy little beaver these past few months. According to Investigative reporter Seymour Hersh, who first revealed the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal in Iraq, US commando teams have recently penetrated eastern Iran, with the help of Pakistan and are conducting recon missions in preparation for airstrikes and commando raids vs. Iranian nuclear facilities.
I really thought we would go into Syria first. Actually, we have been conducting minor raids about 10 miles into the Syrian border with Iraq, but nothing too serious. That's because GWB forgot to include Syria in the "Axis of Evil." Rest assured, their time will come. I for one am excited to watch the Damascus A-Go-Go cruise missile strikes on CNN later this summer.
By the time 2005 is over, we may be conducting military operations in (and against) Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq and Syria. For 30 years the only drafts we have been concerned about are the ones where the selectees put on baseball caps and strut around a stage in ugly suits. There is a new draft coming. I'm hoping to be selected in the 700th round. Knowing my luck, I will be taken with the number one pick by the Eastern Conference Champions, the 3rd Armored Division.
BTW, is anyone else as excited as I am for the prospect of bombing nuclear reactors and storage facilities in Iran? Is that good for the environment? I am selling potassium iodine pills if anyone is interested.
