Jun 3, 2005

Tazy Days of Summer

TKID2 believes that in America, if you speed in your vehicle, you deserve to have several thousand volts surging through your veins, multiple times, as this video shows.

TKID2 doesn't know the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878 from his Ps2, but he knows that this nation needs a strong military-type presence in its streets, Baghdad-stylee, and the taser is the first line of civil defense in the war on criminals, thugs, and the underprivileged. Like the catchy-cop phrase "Click it or Ticket," it is important that would-be lead footers live by the mantra, "Slow down or get internally bar-b-qued." Of course, tasers will be of little use to our law enforcement personnel when the robots arise to revolt against their flesh-masters. That is why we need to conquer space, so that future Americans can slip the surly bonds of a future robot infested earth and live large in floating space colonies in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt.