TKID4, an aspiring investigative journalist, rocked the blogger world today with his announcement that fellow conservative blogger and founder of Tkid's Blog, TKID3 was in actuality a hermaphroditic troll plant of the liberal elite. According to anonymous sources, TKID3 is none other than socialist sympathizer and billionaire Arthur Billingsley. Mr. Billinsgley has not been seen in public since the late 1970's when it was rumored he underwent a botched surgery to remove one or more of his six separate sexual organs he maintained.
When Billingsley was seen in public decades ago, it was with great difficulty, as his 4'1" frame was easily missed. Friends and family said Billingsley would have to resort to biting and scratching at the knee caps of pedestrians to insure his safe transit along the busy Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia streets where he grew up and ultimately earned his fortune.
Billingsley moved to Washington, DC in the early 1960's, whereupon he became a spokesman for the U.S. Department of State. Critics labeled him obtuse and evasive, especially at press conferences, where he would at times feign microphone technical problems to avoid answering tough questions. He was also accused of neglecting his duties in favor of lunch dates and was once reprimanded for attempting to bribe a foreign service exam proctor.
TKID4's stunning accusations are bolstered by the following web site registration data uncovered during an investigation into the true identity of TKID3.
Domain Name: tkidblog.blogspot.com
Registrar: Arthur Billingsley Kent-Davies AKA TKID3
Whois Server: trollslife.troll
Referral URL: http://ihavebothtypesofgenitalia.org/troll
Name Server: WSC1.JOMAX.NET
Name Server: WSC2.JOMAX.NET
Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
Updated Date: 03-feb-2005
Creation Date: 29-dec-2004
Expiration Date: 08-jul-2009
TKID3 has not posted any additional material on his blog since this story first broke. An unnamed source within the Malaysian government stated that Billingsley is aware of the accusations and may participate in an unprecedented public press conference to refute TKID4's claims.
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