38-year-old Patricia Pokriots pulled the Rosie Ruiz of 2005 when she like, totally lied and stuff about witnessing a newborn being thrown from a moving car. Turns out, she was the baby's mother and concocted the story as a way to abandon the child and conceal her pregnancy from her family.
She was described by news sources as a barmaid who had an arrest record including an aggravated battery charge.
Arthur Miller is somewhere smiling about this.
