Arthur Miller died today. When someone of his fame passes, it is usually front page news. His obit is sharing that page with dramatic headlines from around the world, sort of. It got TKID4 thinking about the coolest front page in history to have your obit mentioned on. For instance, here were today's headlines, along with news of the demise of Arthur Miller:
Insurgents Attack Bakery and Mosque
Abbas Heads to Gaza to Confront Militants
U.S. Refuses One-On-One North Korea Talks
Playwright Arthur Miller Dies at 89
Ailing Democrats Put Their Faith in Dr. Dean
Newborn Tossed from Car Survives
California Considers Ban On Pet Cosmetic Surgery
Here's the way TKID4 envisions the front page on the morning following his untimely and somewhat seedy demise:
Un-Cut Hitler Sex Video Broadcast During Super Bowl Halftime Show
UFO's Encircle Earth, Offer Free Rides to all "Hot Chicks"
Jim Morrison Found Living in Vermont Home Crawlspace
Brad Pitt Gives Birth to Twins
JFK Assassin Revealed: Pete Rose
TKID4 Dies After Marathon Sex Session with Rockettes Aboard International Space Station
New England Journal of Medicine: Mormons Cause Cancer
