Apr 26, 2005

Ron Mexico Redux

TKID4 here providing continual coverage of the Michael Vick medical malady saga. You might remember the Falcons deft QB has come under fire recently for passing a rather nasty STD on to an unsuspecting female. Worse, he did so under the alias Ron Mexico.

There are those which seek to facilitate similar incognito infections by providing the average joe with an automatic alias generator called the "Ron Mexico Name Generator."

Here is a selection of the devious pseudonyms available to future VD deviants.

Jim Smith = Dante Croatia
John Edwards = Giorgio Sweden
John Kerry = Adonis Senegal

and my personal favorite:

Donald Rumsfeld = Holmes Cambodia